Hipper Than Thou

Here in the City of Brotherly Love, we are getting way hipper than most folks think. Not only did we have a "Texting Lane" around city hall (this was an April Fool's joke on the part of Hizzoner Mayor Nutter). Now, to outdo all others, we have UNICYCLE Lanes, or at least one of them, to wit see below-

 

 

We are getting so hip that now the old old Koch'e Deli in West Phila is Zagat rated, for crying out loud.

 

Where will it end?