If He Were a White Man

Inspired by Tevya's song "If I Was A Rich Man"  from Fiddler on the Roof* - or Obama's lament-

 

If I were a white man,
Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum.
All those yahoos wouldn’t hate me so

If I were Caucasian
I could take this country on the move
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy white,
Idle-diddle-daidle-daidle man.

I could make some room for healthcare
so all of us would share
A life much better than we ever could before

We could have a real congress,
Not the joke we have right now
The world could still respect us instead of laughing while we fuss

If I were a white man....

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