Outstanding Signage

We often pass by glorious and informative gems as we go about our business. But it sometimes pays to keep one's eyes peeled. For example, here in the Quaker City, we have the unique institutions shown here-



 





On the left is a place that may be most helpful to many of our residents who are jerks. Their question "Where should I go?' has an easy answer in our town - just go to the JERK CENTER. What could be easier?
Kenny's is an outstanding establishment, offering "cigarette" and its the only place on the planet where one can obtain a "PACKED ICE CUBE". No lie, you can't get this item anywhere else!

At our beautiful 30th Street Station, there is a special place where one can make free calls!

 

Since I lack the photographic acumen of my grand nephew in Maine, I must explain that the free calls are available from a not pay phone, removed from this booth in order to make way for a new free call system.

 

So people keep your eyes peeled!